Get Into Pairs

Get into Pairs says the teacher. Help ! Panic ! I haven’t got a partner, noone will want me ! Everyone is pairing up fast. Emergency. I have to find someone quick. I might be the only one left over at the end, I might end up with the bully. I want my Mummy, she is the only one I want.

Training for pairing and coupling starts very young, probably before school at Nursery (now called pre-school), or even at pre-pre-school, otherwise known as the home.

Good news for kids though, there is a solution to the pairing problem, and it is fully supported by parents and teachers. You get yourself a Best Friend. A permanent other half, who you have a mutual arangement with, an unspoken deal. So that you can smugly cope in Pairing Time. No need to rush or panic any more. When Teacher says Get Into Pairs, you glance over at your pre arranged partner, meet eyes, and you know you are safe. Parents too are very smug when their child has a best friend, it is a mark of success, successful parenting, successful pairing.

It all works swimmingly until one kid is off sick, or one betrays the deal. You glance over at your best friend and they are not there, or even worse, they have paired up with someone else. Horror, panic sets in again, I am on my own in Pairing Time. At this point the parents may get involved and complain to other parents or the teacher that their kid has been let down by the other kid. There are rules for best friends, and I notice that part of the teaching program these days is to have lessons on What is A Good Friend. It is to explain the rules of pairing, the rules of the deal.

The pair bond…
A bond is a deal, and a tie by which you are bound. The original pair bond is the Mother Baby one, and I think this is the only true pair bond relationship. Have we forgotten where we came from? A kid must be separated from its mother to go to school and nursery, this is vital for the new training, the child must be made helpless and needy. If the mother is there, the kid will automatically seek its mother when in a panic, or when needing a partner. If the Mother is peeled away from the child, ( you can witness this distress in any infant school playground at start of day), the child is vulnerable and easily exposed for any replacement “Mother” program to be imposed.

The pair deal…
The deal is that each kid owns the other kid in some sense, and has certain rights over them. Things like helping them when upset, always going to their party, always being their one and only partner. Things like EXCLUSIVE, no other kid has rights at this level. Things like FOREVER, best friends forever is a favourite kid phrase. The marriage deal is remarkably similar, and marriage also solves that feeling of panic when you are supposed to be in a pair.

Paris pairs…
The French are supposed to be the best lovers, and Paris is the City of Pair Is, the Capital City of Love, Paris Pairs. Pairs, Love, Sex, RomanTicks, all part of the same thing. Paris Time is Sex time, Pairing Time is training kids for coupling and copuling. It is all part of the Good God’s plan, the “natural” way endorsed by the Pope, Pope France Is. Paris is sometimes referred to as “Gay Paris”. I think this might be telling us what the next step in the pairing program is planned to be, gay pairs, there will soon be no mothers, only pairs of fathers. Pairs of French Peres. You can see why the Pope has chosen to be called France.is, can’t you? Father Francis, French pere, French pairs in gay paris.

The Bridge…
There is a bridge in Paris where couples attach a padlock to symbolise their love. (I also found two such bridges in Copenhagen). A LOCK for love, how sweet. A new version of the chastity belt methinks. It seems that “love” means ownership, possession, locks and keys. Penetrative sex is a way of locking two people together temporarily and physically, like a plug in a socket. Marriage is a a deal of ownership, where you are locked in. We equate love to private ownership, control, possession. It’s mine, my very own partner that I own. Just for me. A good deal. Always there when I need to be a pair.

Get into Parties
As every recently uncoupled person knows, you stop getting invited to parties. (This is good news if you don’t much like parties). You need a partner for a party, or you need to be looking for a partner. If you are not in a pair, someone else will be trying to pair you up. Noone likes to see you without a partner, it is obviously a sad state of affairs, and you are not right again until you are in a pair. You are left out and left over, the odd number, the odd one out. You don’t look right.

Participate…
Going to parties and pairing is all about participating. Taking part in the stupid game. Playing your part with a partner. Join in, enjoy joining in, say Yes. Say yes to the deal. Say yes to the game.

Political parties…
These usually come in pairs too, opposing pairs, always arguing, always saying the exact opposite. Republicans v Democrats. Tories v Labour. The reds and the blues for politics, or pinks and blues for girls and boys. There is a new type of political pair called the coalition, when two opposing parties pair up with a deal, how sweet, it solves everything doesn’t it? I think the Catholics and Church of England are heading towards a coalition too. Lovely !

Pear shaped…
This is when your plans go wrong, everything goes “pear shaped”. What shape were we before? Before we got into pairs, before we were pair shaped? Were we Orange shaped? The womb is pear shaped, pair shaped. It has a pair of fallopian tubes, one into either side of its pear shape. I suspect that the womb was once a round orange shape to match its sacral orange chakra, and I suspect that there was once only one fallopian tube. Before things went pair shaped.

Musical chairs…
This is a fun game taught to children at parties, the party that their best friend always comes to. The game involves finding a partner, but this time the partner is a chair. You have to find a chair. Any chair will do as long as you have one. Help ! Panic ! You see the game is devised so that there is always one chair short, what fun ! When the music stops, the rule starts, and the rule is Get Into Chairs. There are never quite enough chairs, so it is guaranteed that there will always be one kid that is left out, the odd one out. It often involves some nasty fighting over the last remaining chair, and upset kids. Parties are so much fun !

Swans get into Pairs…
But swans do it, it must be ok. Swans are known to pair for life. A cygnet is a baby swan produced by the pairing, and a cygnet signet ring creates a seal of approval. The cygnet seals the pair bond deal of the Swan. Swans and cygnet rings are very much part of ruling and Royal circles. In particular MUTE swans. They have no voice. The Queen has a whole charade to do with Royal Mute swans on the Thames. Rulers throughout the world and for all history use signet rings to seal bonds. The baby swan is the seal of the done deal. The Swans got into pairs for life, and they lost their voice, the blocked blue throat chakra where the Adam Apple is stuck. The lost voice is the voice of the female, the mother, and our Mother Earth, who is barely audible under the roaring lions of the Big Brother program.

Half half…
You are only half, you are told, that is why you must find the other half, a partner. Of course you are half, you were deliberately severed from your Mother, way too young, before you were ready to leave. Finding the other half, your very own partner is supposed to make you whole, to stop your fear and panic. Does it? It certainly makes you look right. When I go off out and about on my own, unpaired, I find I connect with others and what is around me very easily. If I am with someone else, we are paying attention to each other, inwardly looking to the pair, barely noticing nature’s gifts around us. I would say that far from bringing people together, permanent possessive pairing isolates us all into billions of groups of two. I think we will only find wholeness by tuning in and bonding with our Mother Earth who is always there to protect and provide.

Get into pares…

Another form of paring is to skin things, to take off the outer protective layer, ready for consumption, just like the kid has its protective providing Mother peeled and pared away ready for Big Brother to step in. This is what the Free Dictionary says… “pared, par-ing, pares” means…
1. to remove the outer covering or skin of with a knife or similar instrument: pare apples.
2. to remove by or as if by cutting clipping or shaving
3. to reduce as if by cutting off outer parts
Oranges, apples, pears and peaches are all fruits that I have written about, and all get pared.

Get into parents…
“paren” is the middle English for pare, from the French “parer”. You can see what the job of parenting is, the Free Dictionary tells us it is about removing bits, slicing off unwanted bits. Parents is a pair, there are always two parents doing the paring, nowadays they are deemed equal. And I wonder how much longer mothers will be part of this. Mothering is an abandoned word, being replaced by parenting. Mothers have become female parents, just one equal half of a parent pair.

Get into pere…
pere is French for father, the male parent. And also the male Church Authority. Mon pere. Our Father. The emphasis of the pair and the parent is clearly towards the pere, the father. The parenting program is about replacing mothers with fathers, step by step, and I would say it is well underway. Motherhood is undermined, the replacement system is built with the spoils of the mining, in the same way that Mother Earth is mined to build male towers, in the same way that Big Brother is replacing Mother Earth, step by step. PAREnting can easily morph into PEREnting, fathering. Mothers no longer required.

Pared Kids…
Kids are born with alpha consciousness and can “see” more than socialised conditioned pared adults. New born babies have not yet been pared, they are still paired with their mother. They are in phancy, alphancy, infancy. (Old folk who are going “demented” start to see more too, that is why they are shut up in care homes and laughed at and medicated). It is important that kids are pared and peeled by their parents so that they are vulnerable for a replacement system. And part of this program is to promote pairing as the solution to any problem.

The Pairing Industry…
This is a big money spinner that matches you up with your other half. Your perfect match. People advertise by saying they are depressed and need someone to make them happy, or maybe they need someone to share hobbies with, or to go to parties with. There is always something that seems to need fixing, that we believe will get fixed by the deal of the pairing. Another form of pairing is the job market. Finding the perfect job is a big part of the School training these days, and of course there are never quite enough jobs, just like the musical chairs, someone gets left out and there are nasty battles to get one. But we NEED jobs to make us whole don’t we? Then there is the perfect house to pair up with, though you usually need a partner pairing and a job pairing before you can pair up with a house.

Pair Registering…
There are three things that get registered by the state in your life. Birth, Marriage and Death. The Big Brother State program wants you in a permanent mute swan style Pair. The records in the UK are kept at Somerset House in London, and it is no coincidence that Somerset is the county of Apples, the cause of original sin, the original pair of Adam and Eve.

The Crossing…
The Paris Padlock Bridge symbolises to me the crossing of the male. Boys are born to their opposite sex, girls to their own sex. At some point, the boy has to become a man, and cross from the world of women and children to the world of men, the Brotherhood. I think this is what makes boys more “clingy” to their mothers with separation anxiety.

Split in Two…
It seems to me the original single self sexing gender was split in two when Adam was introduced. And we males and females now live on opposite sides of the symbolic bridge. In that sense we all feel split in two, and missing something. Who do you think controls the bridges? Who collects the tolls on the bridge, who builds the bridge, who demands id papers to cross? Who bombs the bridge? We crave merging into one, and it is this energy of craving that gets harnessed and misused against us, as we get directed and herded towards false solutions and false pairings.

All as One…
I think there is only one way to bypass the Big Brother pairing padlock bridge, and that is to go through our Mother Earth to rejoin with each other, not as a pair, but as one whole, so that we are seven billion individual parts of one whole, not seven billion severed broken pieces. Each broken piece looking for one other broken piece hoping that will make them whole. Big Brother severs us from our Birth Mother, he also does his best to stop us knowing our Mother Earth too, it would spoil his Pairing plan if we found her.

(See also earlier posts: Face The Front, Ab Use of Sex, Popule Copule, I Want One, Sex Pack, Kids Art, The Mary Line, I Don’t Like Mondays, Consume Ate, Wombless Women, A Dam and a Dyke, The Reds and The Blues, Nuclear Family)

Links:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pare

http://www.royalswan.co.uk

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