U R What You Eat

If astronauts went on a Moon Mission today, they would need a third as much to eat, and a third more pooh bags than in 1972. We have increased our quantities of input and output a lot in 40 years. Eat more, pooh more. I am going to look into the idea that the human body is a factory that is fed raw materials in at the top end, and dumps out finished products at the other end, the bottom end.

Ure…
You Are is U.R. Or “you’re” is “ure”, as in ManufactURE. Ure is the output from the human factory and from any fact.ory as manufactUREd goods. The man who fact ure. Personally I think it is crap that You Are What You Eat, but the “ure” that human bodies produce is very much dependent on what we eat, same as any other factory product depends on its inputs.

What is a factory ?…
The meaning of “ure” is “a group of people who do a specified job or actvity”, or “action, process, or result”. One source says it is a “body performing a function”, or to get used to by practise. Maybe get used too. Sounds very factory like to me, a factory has clearly defined activities or jobs or functions which process something to give a result.

By-Products…
ManURE is produced from the large size manhole output called the anus, and URinE is produced from the small wee hole. They are two separate by-products of the human or animal body. The body has gone to a lot of trouble to separate them out. I would suggest that the main product of humans is a baby that comes out the wombhole, from the Ure sounding uterus, but I will concentrate today on the By Products.

Buy Products…
We are encouraged to Buy Products. Buying products solves everything easily, just chuck money at things, all you need is money to solve everything. Even charities solve things by selling cakes, or online buying of products. We buy factory made products, manufactured goods to eat, and we produce nasty waste products, unwanted smelly contaminated outputs. Yuk ! Don’t forget to wash your hands !

Eat shit…
We are led to believe that we eat goods, good stuff, and produce shit. I think it is the other way round. We eat and drink contaminated Big Brother products filled with poison, and we cleanse the shit to produce goods, good stuff.

Black and Gold…
Urine is the gold, the honey which comes from the Bee Ladder bladder, down the ure.thra. Good quality manure is almost black. Manure and urine are brilliant for gardeners. Urine activates the compost heap to break it down to compost that can be used for soil improvement. Manure is simply added to the soil to grow the best crops. Urine is very sterile and a skin healer. You can treat a jellyfish sting by weeing on the affected skin.

Potty Training…
You can see why little kids get upset when their by-products are flushed away as if they are worthless. They are proud of the output that they have created, proud of their creative inner ducts, proud duct, products. Potty training and toilet training is essential to train our minds into despising our own creations. Luckily Big Brother will help us deal with this nasty unwanted contaminated waste, he comes to the rescue with his complicated toilet and sewage systems, and catholic catheters. Is he taking the piss ?

You’re Taxed…
Big Brother interferes with our relationship with Mother Earth, he likes to make us dependent on Him, and he likes to rake in taxes. Nice little earner urner. It is the Roman way. A Roman Emperor called Vespasian introduced taxes on urinals, an early version of To Spend a Penny. Curiously the urine was actually collected for the tanning industry. Public street urinals in France were called “vespasienne” until very recently, and their architecture seems to have the same feeling of over elaborate that postboxes and telephone boxes do.

TO LET…
…looks like TOILET to me. And of course it is ! TO LET says that a property is to be let out. We LET OUT our by-products out of our body when they are made, but who have we made them for? Surely not Roman Emperors and their modern day equivalents? No ! I think we have an agreement with our Mother Earth, we are tenants on Earth, and we pay rent to her. We have made these products for her. The rent is our Ure, our ten.ure, and we feed it back to her to keep her fertile, to keep her strong. We should pay our dues and deposit our products on to the Earth. Not pay taxes to Big Brother to take the stuff away for his industries !

Ban Ure…
Of course this is not possible in UR BAN places, is it? Romans like URBAN. There is not much Earth to be seen in urban areas, that is the point. The ure would just pile up on the concrete and smell and get infected. Ure becomes pretty horrible if it has been badly made, or it is enclosed, or there is too much of it piled up together. If you are out in the countryside you never come across a foul pile of deer pooh do you? It is only herded and farmed domestic animals and humans that are enclosed that have this urban problem, where ure must be banned and controlled.

Ur…
There is an ancient city of Ur in Iraq. It was apparently a Bronze Age advanced city, and must have had an ur ban in order to exist. This predates even Vespasian. Ur ban is nothing new, and we are all well trained to this way of doing things.

Cit on a toilet…
Romans like cities and they tax toilets. You must sit on a toilet for your s(h)it. Methinks a more natural way is to squat…

Squatters rights…
Squatters occupy empty property and claim it as their own, typically property that is TO LET. You see all you need for your toilet is an empty unoccupied part of Earth, and then you squat. Direct delivery, bypass the middleman. Avoid taxes.

Dogs and Cats…
I would not put dog or cat pooh on my compost, no way. Look what crap they eat ! Supermarket cans and packets of man made factory food. Many urban areas are filled with dog and cat pooh, because there are no dog toilets. Domestic animal pooh just sits on the concrete being foul. Now there is a new system though, the poop scoop, or the doggy bag, pick it up, bag it, bin it. A doggy bag is also your left overs that you take home from a restaurant if you can’t eat it all in one go. See what I mean?… shit and food are very mixed up in our minds.

Horses and Elephants…
…are vegan. They eat grass and leaves and similar things, yet they are the most powerful animals. Their manure or dung is very good quality. In some cultures, people quite happily and healthily handle animal dung as logs for their fires, without any need for rubber gloves! A pooh is also called a log. I handle soil without which has horse manure in when I grow veg. No gloves. I seem to be ok.

Soil…
Every organic gardener knows it is all about the soil. The soil that provides the fertility to grow things is made from broken down matter that has been returned to Mother. Toilets have SOIL pipes. Human bodies have a soil pipe called our anal passage. You SOIL your pants if you have an “accident”. The pooh is meant for the soil. And we need to soil the plants not the pants.

Plants…
We have a symbiotic gas relationship with plants, they give out oxygen and take in carbon dioxide, and animals do the opposite. All is well as long as there is the right balance of animals and plants. Somewhere not URBAN, somehwere R UR AL perhaps ? Suppose we also have a perfect relationship with plants for our solids and liquids too ? Suppose we eat the plants and their liquids and then produce the perfect by-products to feed the soil for the plants to thrive and grow. Perfect harmony eh ? Bio Logical.

Soileds and liquids…
The solid ure manure is for the soil. It actually helps make the soil less solid, more aerated. The human body neatly separates the outputs, and I am sure the solid and liquid have separate purposes for the Earth. But what does our man made industrial sewage system do? It mixes them straight back together again ! All scrambled up, a potent explosive mix, and some chemicals and other stuff added too for good measure.

Vending Machine…
We are a bit like one of those vending machines, put food and drink packets and cans in at the top, and the products pop out at the bottom. And if we are vending machines, who is constantly restocking us ? The supermarkets methinks. Stock yourself up with your weekly shop ! The most extreme version of the human vending machine is probably an Astronaut.

The production line…
…is the gut, which is a line or tube running through your body, with various processing points along the way. You start by macerating the raw materials with your teeth, cutting and grinding it down til small enough and smooth enough to pass down to the stomach station. The materials will be expertly sifted and processed at each station or stage along the line. The nasty bits will be sidelined away from the gut to some other organ to deal with, whilst the goods are passed on down the line to the next stage. If you have too much nasty stuff coming in, your other organs get overloaded and malfunction.

Pooh job…
Winnie the Pooh sits on a log with his Pot of Honey, and Piglet his outlet assistant. He is a BEAR with a bare bottom. Bare all and touch your bottom to the Earth. We are here to do a job for our Mother Earth. A pooh is sometimes known as a job. Big Brother style jobs are available in factories too.

Pots and bowls…
Pooh into a pot. Loosen your bowel into a bowl. Toilets are pretty weird things really. They use up vast amounts of water, they seem to somehow create horrible smells, something to do with enclosing the very potent pooh and wee together in confined spaces and adding loads of chemicals, methinks

Sanitise…
The sewage processing plants keep your by products, your sowings, your soilings, well clear of Mother Earth because it might contaminate things. Sewage must be handled with machine or gloves, with sanitiser and chemicals. It must be poisoned and reengineered before it is returned to Mother Earth or output to sea. We must not touch it, it is dangerous, infectious, disease ridden. Manmade sewage systems have access points called manholes. You see how Big brother likes to mimic Mother Earth’s perfect system. He wants to make his own version, a bigger better overly elaborate one. And he constantly tells us how much better his system is and how crap our natural sewage system is.

Healthy products…
Doctors like to test your urine by getting a sample in a bottle, even more ridiculous than weeing into a bowlor a pot ! Bad urine or pooh is a sign of illness. It is also a sign of success for Big Brother ! If we are healthy, we produce good products. I do not think dairy, grain, or meat, or factory food is going to give good quality by-products somehow.

Over my dead body…
The final product from your body is your dead body. Return to the Earth to decompose to rot down to HUMus, Human Us. Humus is the breakdown of raw products to make lovely quality aerated soil, perfect for growing. See how much our very being is tied to the soil and its good quality ? See how much Big Brother messes things up ?

Human Doings…
Maybe this is our main pURpose, to produce goods, good stuff, for our Mother to keep the harmony on Earth. We are currently too busy doing all sorts of Big Brother robot style robotic DO DO DO, and the only Doings we need to do are our wee and our pooh. For the rest of our tenure, we can just BE. Just be free.

No Mads…
If you haven’t tried it already, see what it feels like gifting your products direct to the Earth. Best to be away from Urban areas though ! We can’t do this in or around cities. If you are not in a really really wild area, you can dig a hole and bury it, but leaving a little marker cairn, animal style, is actually more satisfying. You can see how a nomadic culture is more suited to this. As soon as a permanent human base camp is set up, the toiletting areas become overused and problematic.

The worm…
Worms are the best soil improvers. They simply pass stuff in at one end, down the line, out the other, and aerate and improve the soil. They leave little worm mounds on the surface of the Earth or beach as if telling us what to do. Worms are Mother Earth’s best friend. People can suffer from worms in their gut and I wonder of that is because the soil needs improving ?

The bees…
We are told it is the Bees that have the monopoly on harmonious relationships with plants. Big money is going into pushing that agenda at present. They omit to tell us it is only the sexed up plants that need bees. I think we have a better harmony with plants than bees. And if we shake off our own beehive behave mentality the bees will somehow disappear and we will be ok.

Urban decay…
I wish for urban decay.. To decay the urban and reinstate You Are will not happen overnight, but is possible step by very slow step. Ure decays. Decay is not as bad as it seems. Decay is part of the break down and return cycle, part of the pro cess of the cess pit. Cess is cease, to stop doing something. When you are dead and deceased, you stop cessing. Your life process is over and your human factory dies.

Defacto Defacate…
Defacto is the default standard for something, like restoring your computer to factory settings. De factory. If we are human computers in an overloaded and virus worn out mess, then a return of our bodies to defacto factory settings seems quite attractive. Defacate means to pooh, usually used when people pooh directly onto the ground, and I would say that is the defacto standard.

Excrete and Excrement…
The word play is endless on this ure subject, and “ure” words abound everywhere too. I have written posts called “Creme and Cement” and “Concrete Bob” which come to mind.

I Am therefore You Are…
U R therefore I am. Our primary pair bond is with our Mother Earth. We are exploited through our minds to think otherwise. And therefore I would say that U R refers to Mother Earth. Mother Earth is the U of the partnership, and we don’t need any Roman Tic stuff for that, nor any matchmaking. Coincidentally, Big Brother has a version of “U” in his sewage system. The U bend is where the Ure disappears to, driving ure round the bend.

Flush with money…
Paper again ! Paper goes down the toilet too, square sheets of paper made from cut down trees that we need for our symbiotic Earthly life. Very rich people flush with money for a laugh. Anywhere there is papal paper, there is serious control and destruction, we are ruled and regulated by square bits of paper.

Good enough to eat…
Next time you are buying products to feed Big Brother’s crap world, bear in mind your very own exclusive by-products, how you could improve their quality so they are good enough for plants to eat. And maybe how you can slowly dig your way out of Ur Ban life.

(See earlier related posts: Creme and Cement, Don’t Pick the Berries, Drinking Water, Shelf Life, Cheap Deals, Concrete Bob, Romans Remain, New Roman Times, Job of Survival, Paypal Bank, The Queen and The Pope, Bank Robber Bees, Queen Bee, Cow Machine, Taxing, City Sites, Illuminating Illness).

Links :
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/-ure
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Ure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir

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7 Responses to U R What You Eat

  1. suliwebster says:

    Just found this, only just published, they must be reading my ipad. It seems absurdly funny to me… Government says Toilets first, Temples later. The toilet is the temple , but there are two versions, Big Brother way and Mother Earth way…
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-27775327

    Meanwhile today’s Metro (in my area anyway) headlines with “Ban” followed by several “ure” words.
    http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/16/ban-drunks-from-ae-urge-nurses-4764320/

    I have been compiling this post for well over a week ! …but the coincidences always seem to step up at Solstices.

  2. Tim says:

    Hi Suli 🙂
    I’ve always felt that the water company should be paying me for my poo… A valuable resource indeed.

    Man-ure – the process and result of being a man. lol.
    I suppose we are a process and result. Consciousness is a verb… In txt msgs these days we use ‘UR’ for you are / your.

    Ur(e)-ban – a ban on poo. lol again. Although it could be a ban on normal human activities in general:
    In ur-ban areas it’s usually illegal to: forage for food, make a fire, poo, have a party, have sex, go naked, etc etc…

    There was the city of Ur: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur
    Many people, notably newsreaders, I’ve noticed, pray to a god called ‘Ur’, and one called ‘Um’ a lot…

    Here’s a cookery website you might like: http://www.cookingwithpoo.com/
    🙂

    • suliwebster says:

      Good points there Tim. It is interesting how truth seems to be filtering through in text language, no wonder schools are trying to take it over and “teach” it in schools !
      Ur is a very early pre Roman URBAN city, which shows how long this Ur Ban thing has been going on for, and why we think it is so normal.
      Nearly everyone I have spoken to in the last week has somehow managed to raise the subject of toilets or sewage, like it is written on my forehead ! Maybe the subject is finally out in the open, no longer taboo or relegated to toilet humour.
      I am moving out of “housing” soon, onto a boat, and will have to deal with my own sewage, will be interesting !

      • Tim says:

        Hi Suli, the boat sounds like an adventure. I don’t suppose it’s acceptable to poo directly into the river these days, eh. Not in ur-ban areas, for sure…
        I’m not sure if you can dry & burn humanure like you can cow-manure. Perhaps you could lay them out to dry on the roof on sunny days… On newspaper, of course… The Daily Mail perhaps.
        It’d add a new dimension to the phrase: ‘throw another log on the fire’…
        🙂

      • suliwebster says:

        Stuck with a porta potti for now Tim, but it is a step towards thinking about it more, and slowly changing my ways. There is no way you can pass on your ure naturally in congested urban places without causing problems. The journey to unurbanise is a long slow plod, And I was born in London, a very urban start to life !

    • suliwebster says:

      love the “cooking with poo” website ! You can see how the phrase has captured people’s attention, prodded them awake, not put people off at all ! And all in an urban slum.

  3. suliwebster says:

    I have just come across “compost” toilets which you can install on a boat or in a house. Guess what they do! They separate the liquid and solid because apparently the nasty sewage problem only arises when the two are mixed up !
    For some reason, noone seeems to have noticed that our body already separates the two and we don’t need a machine to do it for us.

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