The papers say the pollen count is high, and it happens to be polling day. Why are elections held in May in England, when the pollen count is high ? I don’t know what this week’s vote was about, I don’t vote any more. But I do know there are more and more polling days.
Polling seems to be big business. The busy buzzy bees are at it again.
Bees collect pollen. They are a go-between for male and female plants, enabling pollination. Though only about a quarter of the food we eat comes from sexed plants, so bees are not necessary for our survival in terms of our food. The bees motivation is to collect the pollen to fatten and feed the Queen. They depend on opposite sexes, or opposite polarities, opposite poles. If there were no opposite poles, opposite sexes, there would be no pollen for the bees to collect, and the Queen would not be fed. The hive would collapse without the Queen.
Hayfever sufferers suffer on high pollen count days. Hay is cut from meadow grass and meadow flowers, the very stuff that bees particularly like. Hence the name “mead” for the fermented alcoholic drink made from honey. Hayfever sufferers seem to be allergic to the very things that bees need, pollen, and polling.
The busy bees profit from the sex and the opposites. Sex is profitable. The middle man, the go-between, can make a profit from all the many ways in which opposite sexes want to attract each other. I think this is the root cause of business, big buzzy bee business. It is the original trade. Opposites attract. It fuels the hive mentality.
You can also make big business from opposites arguing against each other, such as political parties, or battle of the X’s, ex’s, or battle of the Sexes. Opposites fight. It’s all big busy B energy to be harvested, bee harvest.
The nation goes to the polls. Polli-nation Day ! We vote one way or another with our X in the box, but every vote counts as a poll, or pollen, to feed the Queen. Your vote is an endorsement of the Queen’s reign, and your allegiance to the Queen. It is like a redeclaration of your allegiance, every time you mark your ‘X’. Polling day is a Battle of the X’s. It’s profitable.
X Factor is a British TV programme that polls the viewers. It collects votes by polling. X Factor is supposed to mean the magnetic attraction of a sexual opposite polarity, someone who has that magic X factor attraction. The X factor is really the X in the box. It’s giving your vote, your energy, to the Bees. So they can make the honey and the Royal Jelly.
X is the female sex chromosome marker, the one carried by the Queen. She has a double X, XX. Everyone has at least one X, including men. X means female. The Queen is the magnet for the hive. The magnetic X factor.
It is not just national votes, we are being polled all the time everywhere. Have you signed this petition ? Vote for your neighbourhood rep, Vote for the school governor. Vote which charity the supermarket is going to donate 0.000001% of its profits to this month. Vote online ! There are so many things to vote for, that it will have to be done more efficiently online, in a more efficient business-like bee-like way. And that way, they can have more polling and more pollen, all year round.
We keep going endlessly to the polls to keep raising the polling count in May. Another sort of May pole is the May Pole dance on May Day. The merry young maidens worship the pole by dancing round it, many females worshipping a central male phallus. But that is another story.
If there are bees, then there is a hive. You know where the hive is on polling day, because the busy election official bees rush off with their big sacks of polling pollen votes to the central counting place, where the pollen is counted to see how much they have got. In Bath, the hive has mysteriously moved from the Guildhall in the city centre to the University up on the hill, the University that is now ROYAL branded. (See Royal Installed In Bath). The centre of power seems to be shifting to something more Universey…
The polling and pollen is what keeps the hive mentality going. It keeps the colonies alive and well. It keeps the Empire running smoothly, efficiently, robotically. Bees behave like robots. The Empire expands by invading new countries, and introducing a fair and democratic parliament whereby people can vote. In other words, it introduces a polling system. New colonies are formed by creating pollen counts. The Queen presides over parliament.
God Save the Bees !!!
God Save the Queen !!
Even the National Anthem is about the bee problem. Or is it National Anther ? The anther is the male part of a sexed flower, the bright yellow sacs that produce and contain the pollen for the bees to collect.
And here is a little extract from a children’s rhyme about the Queen bee and counting and the honey and parliament….
“The King was in his Counting House, counting out his money, The Queen was in her Parlour, eating bread and honey”.
(For “parlour”, read parliament. Parliament is the Queen’s front room, the polite political facade).
Buzz Buzz, keep busy.
To bee or not to bee ? What do you want to bee ? I suppose someone has to make the honey.
I like meadow flowers, I like honey, and I quite like bees too. I think the bees are there to help explain how it works. I am not sure how the King got into the hive, and how the counting and measuring began, and maybe that is where things started going astray.
When I go to work, I work for the hive. Buzz, buzz, I’m busy. At the end of the day’s work, I am given three bits of paper to take home, each with a picture of the Queen on it ! It seems like a certificate of thanks, a record of how much pollen I have contributed to the national count. It is an IOU note from the Queen, because I have worked for her benefit. And this gratitude from the Queen is what keeps the bees all being busy. (please see The Queen’s Debt).
The Queen Bee is a uniting force that holds the hive together and makes everything function efficiently. Just like the United Kingdom is “united”. Everyone is united in their pursuit of certificates from the Queen. We all have a common purpose to serve the Queen. (Even those that are anti-monarchy will deal in money, and vote). Any dissent from the common purpose threatens the existence of the Queen and therefore the stability of how things are working, whether or not you like the way things are. And that is why the Queen’s parliament is always doing its best to keep everyone working towards a common purpose. Otherwise the hive will collapse.
Human beeing, Humming bee, honey being, bee human, we are interlinked.
It is said that the human race will collapse without the bees. Maybe the racing will collapse, but the humans will live on, I don’t know, I’m a “don’t know”. I don’t know if we can exist without a common purpose. I do know that the way the UK hive is run at the moment, it is very cruel to much of the world. The hive is taking too much, and inflicting too much harm. It has got out of hand.
People that don’t vote used to be branded “ignorant” or “don’t know”. Now they are being branded “lazy”. Lazy bees don’t do pollen. Lazy bees don’t work for the Queen. Lazy bees cause the hive to collpase. Lazy bees are going to get the blame.
The Royals are always wheeled out into a big media flurry leading up to any polling day. (Please see Mary Queen of Scots). They are telling us, hidden in plain view, exactly how it all works.
(See earlier related posts: Queen Bee, Queen’s Alms, Queen’s Debt, Queen Worship, Cull The Queen, Bank Robber Bees, The Reds and The Blues, No Vote, Don’t Knows, Majority Rule, Long to Reign Over Us, Royal Installed In Bath, Gift Economy, Mary Queen of Scots)