Sometimes I think I might write a book. Partly because I think I could write quite a good book. But also because at the back of my mind, I can see Royalties, pound signs pinging up in my eyes. Royalties is money for nothing. Royalties is named after the Royal family, as you will see.
Once the hard slog of writing the original book is done, and people are persuaded to buy it, then each copy sold rakes in a bit of cash. It’s like winning at the casino.
The keyword here is COPY. Coincidentally, a bit like COPULATE, but please read on.
If I just made ONE book, and it took me a year, then I would have to sell the one book I made for a very large sum to be rewarded for my labours. However, if I can make many identical copies very cheaply from the one original book, and then persuade people to buy something they don’t really need, the sums change quite radically…
I just sit back in my writer’s armchair and rake in Royalties. No more need to struggle to make ends meet, I can live like a Queen ! The law of copyright will make sure of that !
The customer is persuaded they are getting a good deal because the cheap copy is cheaper than buying an original that they cannot afford. It’s a cheap deal, and customers like cheap deals.
It looks like one of those modern win-win situations !
But it’s not. This is yet another scam scheme for some people to feed off the back of others and be protected and admired for it. These people are so admired, that others want to copy them, and sometimes want to copulate with them too.
Copyright law gives the rights of Royalties for any subsequent copies made. It is important that copyright is embedded in law and in our psyche, as you will see. It is important that we all understand that celebrities that sell us cheap copies of things are entitled to take a cut and live like Royalty. It is fundamental to the perpetuation of the monarchy and the hierarchy that we currently live under.
Even after the death of the original copyright owner or “creator”, the heirs can continue to receive Royalties. That’s inherited Royalties. The Royal family are big on inheritance. Of course you need heirs to carry on the inherited Royalties, and that is why copulating is essential.
It is not just writers and books that can get Royalties. Anything that you can make cheap copies of from the single original will do.
For example… music records, pharmaceutical drugs, films, paintings, photos, Microsoft Office software, “apps”, and probably apples too.
Royalties are a form of tax, whereby the creator of the original takes a cut, or tax, on all subsequent copies. Just like the Royal Family take taxes from the rest of us.,
You can see that with all this potential free money available, protected by copyright laws, there is a huge incentive to build machines that make cheap copies of things. It doesn’t really matter what you make, a clever bit of marketing will persuade a few key people to buy it, and before long everyone will want one.
Another way of saying “cheap copies” is “mass production”. Or “mass reproduction” perhaps, since we are reproducing a copy from the original creation.
The Printing Press was an invention that allowed people to make cheap copies of books and newspapers, especially the Bible, which everyone was persuaded they wanted.
Building a copying device requires investment up front, then an essential time delay before the rewards are reaped. Copying and Royalties is not an instant win, it is a long term gamble based on forecasting and controlling the future.
A factory is another copying device. The incentive for building a factory is to make Royalties. I quote from the reverse of the British Twenty Pound Note which features a picture of the admired Adam Smith who made it in life by cleverly making cheap copies of PINS :
“The division of labour in pin manufacturing: (and the great increase in the quantity of work that results)”.
It was a LABOUR government that put Adam Smith on the money, an appropriate place to put someone who rakes in Royalties.
A factory is FACTOR Y. It goes very neatly with X FACTOR, a British TV program which costs some investment up front to produce, but is then very cheaply copied to millions of homes around the world.
The X factor is the female X chromosome, the original X. Women have two copies of X. The Y factor is the male chromosome, men have one copy of Y.
Man is made in God’s image, or imagination, so the original Y is created by God, as an investment to eventually pay him back Royalties, protected by copyright law. Since God’s original creation of man, lots of copies of Y have been made very cheaply, using the cheap labour factory of woman’s womb. Women are always cheaper labour than men. You make copies by copulating.
The facts of life are X and Y.
To copy the Y factor, you need a wife. You need a Factor XX machine to cheaply mass reproduce the original Y copy. It sounds like a FAX machine, which makes copies, photocopies, of an original. Or a FACTS machine which copies FACTS, facts of life. FACTS are copied over and over again, until they become accepted FACT.
If you own lots of factories, you can make even more cheap copies of Y, and more Royalties to rake in. That’s what FatCats do.
It seems to me that for every Y copy made, a price is somehow paid up through the hierarchical system, each middleman taking his cut, and eventually the final cut wends its way back to God, the creator. God can rake in the Royalties and sit back in his armchair in the sky, and be admired for being so clever at dividing the labour in this way, and having made it in life.
There is a pyramid scheme going on here, a modern day scam that is not as modern as we think it is. There was only one original Printing Press to make copies, and then the Printing Press itself was copied over and over again, to multiply up the total copies, and increase Royalties. Go Forth and Multiply, says The Bible, and it might as well have said “Make More Copies”.
So it seems that the first copy of man was made through copulating to create Royalty. And Royalty has subsequently spread and colonised the world by its reproduction factory hierarchy, so that Y is now reproduced everwhere. Gosh, there are even two Y’s in Royalty, as if to show us where we are heading.
The human Printing Press prints princes and impresses empresses. The Royal Roman Empire serves God.
I am going to suggest that the original blueprint for the Y chromosome is known as the Blue Prince, the Royal boy, who was once called Adam. Blue is for boys.
There are plenty of examples of get-rich-quick pyramid schemes today. The originator gets the most profit, and then each new person that joins in the scheme feeds the one above, and takes from those below. The one at the top gets a cut from everyone in the hierarchy, every time there is a copy made. The cut is small, but if you have millions of them, it all adds up ! At each level down the hierarchy, the profit is less, but nevertheless the scheme member will continue to persuade those below to join in to make his own Royalties work.
A famous original book is Darwin’s “The Origin of Species” about the origin of the man species, and therefore the Origin of the “Y” factor. The book is about inheritance, and how species evolve through copulation and reproduction. Many copies were made, and still are, so someone somewhere is getting Royalties.
DNA is a code system that is reprinted and reproduced, copied by copulation. This is how reproduction of humans works. By COPYING.
Copy Right seems to be associated with the Y male chromosome, and I suggest that a left (or wrong) copy is a copy of the XX. The man is labelled XY, the Y is “dominant” and sits on the right.
A copywriter is someone who writes copy, writes something to be copied over and over again. You can see how right it is to write, and why we must write with our right hand. Reading and writing is what computers do well at high speed. Reading and writing is what schools train us to do. Reading and writing is turning us into machines, copying machines. To replicate and reproduce, you read in, then write out, or “print” like a computer prints prince.
For each copy that we make, we will get a cut, and those higher up the pyramid will each get a cut from our labour, because they claim copyright law. We are copying devices to reproduce cheap copies of the original, over and over again. The Royalty are the heirs that rake in the Royalties on behalf of the original Creator, God. It is why the Queen is head of the Church of England, she is the rightful inheritor of God’s Royalties.
It is the phrase on the twenty pound note that sums it up for me…
A man named Adam, named after the original man, his surname Smith, a Smithy being a forger, has created a “DIVISION OF LABOUR”. He has split us into X and Y, divided us. Divide and conquer. A brilliant creation, he is very clever, as he rakes in all his Royalties.
You can see that the word PINS or PIN IS like the male PENIS, designed for copulation and copying. (please see Just a little Prick). A pin pricks and draws blood in the same sort of way. A PEN IS designed for writing and copying, and is the main tool in a school. We are all taught how to use a pen, from very very young. COPY COPY COPY COPULATE. Reproduce Royalties. Copy the Royals.
So I probably won’t write a book, I am trying to cut down on this reading and writing thing, but find it is very ingrained in me.
(See also earlier related posts: Cheap Deals, Taxing, Jesus and The Taxes, The Queen’s Debt, Bits of Paper, Follow Instructions, Face The Front, Growing Money, I Want One, Just a Little Prick, Vinyl Revolution, Male Reproductive System, Family Farming, Popule Copule, Devices, Blue Genes, His Seminal Work, Time Tunnel, Mrs Warren’s Profession, Henry the Ninth)
Book: About A Boy (about a man who lives off inherited Royalties).